• judge: why did you kill that man
  • me: it's a metaphor
  • judge: oh....ok lol

shortandsweet:

Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”

this is an important thing to remember.

(Source: myeyesarehazel, via thatvegancosplayer)

Tags: me

thatvegancosplayer:

This Easter, get your kids stuffed animals…not real ones.
Unless you actually did the research and have the money to dedicate to living creatures that live for a certain amount of years (on average) and can afford medical expenses, etc.

thatvegancosplayer:

This Easter, get your kids stuffed animals…not real ones.

Unless you actually did the research and have the money to dedicate to living creatures that live for a certain amount of years (on average) and can afford medical expenses, etc.

veganweedsoup:

thebullydogblog:

wordup.deviantart.com

stop cutting dog’s ears off you sick fucks

veganweedsoup:

thebullydogblog:

wordup.deviantart.com

stop cutting dog’s ears off you sick fucks

(via thatvegancosplayer)

pizzafemme:

I deserve to be loved.

Say it out loud. Say it often.

Save yourself.

(via se-ren-d-ipi-ty)

happynervosa:

psychotic-peace:

reverendjohnnymidnite:

lillylouwho:

trigger-incoming:

This website is like a suicide hotline but with text chat instead.  I would appreciate it if you guys helped spread the word.

Guys, seriously. Signal boost. I needed this the other night, and a few weeks ago I was talking with someone who needed it. This is the best freaking thing ever. 

Always.

I am so glad I found this. I hate calling hotlines. this is perfect, everyone must know.

Spread the word

(via iamhelenoftroy)

kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE

crokel:

real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.

(Source: duane-barry, via iamhelenoftroy)

spektrmodule:

idk how there are ppl who think wolverine has been alive for like two hundred years and never once sucked a dick

(via cryingoverfictionalcharacters)

mamavalkyrie:

shakerattleandcrescentrolls:

devious-devil:

omnimodus:

apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter
and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife

or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced health care, good education and costs nothing or very little, marriage equality(not all do however on the list but they at least aren’t extremely homophobic either), decent minimum wages, stable economies, low crime rates and so forth and also deadly wildlife because we protect our environment



Shots fired

mamavalkyrie:

shakerattleandcrescentrolls:

devious-devil:

omnimodus:

apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter

and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife

or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced health care, good education and costs nothing or very little, marriage equality(not all do however on the list but they at least aren’t extremely homophobic either), decent minimum wages, stable economies, low crime rates and so forth and also deadly wildlife because we protect our environment

Shots fired

(via writersbloc-k)